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Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

Fish near-death experiences.

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'He was born to the sea.'

Woman walking sausage dog.

Hiding the salt mill

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes?

"Darned Copycats!"

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

'A lazy dog, but great at delegating authority.'

"You spoil that dog...."

'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'

Farmer with a Staff Wanted sign.

"That's not fair!"

'You're so lucky, sea creatures only get savoury food, never sweet...'

"Those rocks? Oh, they're not a problem until we actually hit them."

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'