Salty Seadog Gifts

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

Fish near-death experiences.

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Woman walking sausage dog.

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

The Captain's a great storyteller. We call him "Narrative Hook"!

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

Hiding the salt mill

'He was born to the sea.'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes?

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

"Darned Copycats!"

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.

'A lazy dog, but great at delegating authority.'

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

Farmer with a Staff Wanted sign.

'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'

"You spoil that dog...."

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'

Dachsunds prefer blondes.

"That's not fair!"

"Those rocks? Oh, they're not a problem until we actually hit them."