Salty Seadog Gifts

Looking for a gift for your salty seadog? Our curated collection offers humorous and nautical-inspired items that capture the adventurous spirit of maritime enthusiasts. Perfect for sailors, boat lovers, or anyone who adores the sea. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that evoke the wild, salty charm of the ocean and make every day feel like a voyage.

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Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts. mockup

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

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'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...' mockup

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

from $19.00

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea mockup

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

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"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?" mockup

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

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"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties." mockup

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

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'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.' mockup

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

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'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!' mockup

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

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Fish near-death experiences.

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"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..." mockup

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

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'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...' mockup

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

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'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!' mockup

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

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Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel. mockup

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

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'He was born to the sea.'

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Woman walking sausage dog.

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Hiding the salt mill

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'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.' mockup

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

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'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!' mockup

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

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The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

The temporary home of the international hall of brine. mockup

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

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World Championship Sheepdog Trials. mockup

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

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"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater." mockup

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

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Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes?

Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes? mockup

Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes?

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"Darned Copycats!"

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'I'm good with sheep. . .'

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'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!' mockup

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

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It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.

It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt. mockup

It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.

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'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.' mockup

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

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'A lazy dog, but great at delegating authority.'

'A lazy dog, but great at delegating authority.' mockup

'A lazy dog, but great at delegating authority.'

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"You spoil that dog...."

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'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'

'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.' mockup

'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'

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Farmer with a Staff Wanted sign.

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"That's not fair!"

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'You're so lucky, sea creatures only get savoury food, never sweet...'

'You're so lucky, sea creatures only get savoury food, never sweet...' mockup

'You're so lucky, sea creatures only get savoury food, never sweet...'

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"Those rocks? Oh, they're not a problem until we actually hit them."

"Those rocks? Oh, they're not a problem until we actually hit them." mockup

"Those rocks? Oh, they're not a problem until we actually hit them."

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'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...' mockup

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'

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Salty Seadog Gifts Collection

Salty Seadog Mugs

Looking for more seaworthy humor and nautical themes? Explore our collection of salty seadog mugs and let every sip remind you of the ocean adventures.

Salty Seadog Pillows

Bring the spirit of the sea into your home with our salty seadog pillows, featuring playful ocean-inspired designs and witty maritime sayings.

Salty Seadog Prints

Celebrate the salty life with our seabound prints! Perfect for marine lovers wanting to decorate with adventure and ocean charm.

Salty Seadog T-Shirts

Get your salty seadog styled out for adventures! Discover our range of nautical-themed t-shirts designed for sailors, boat lovers, and ocean enthusiasts.