Sea Dog Enthusiast Gifts

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'He was born to the sea.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Stop Human Footing

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Sea Monster

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Sea Change.

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Victorian Royal Navy

The Seahoover

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Search and Rescue

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."