Sea Mammals T-Shirts

Whale Pattern Balding

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Neptune

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Watching Sea Life.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Stop Human Footing

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'Wheeee...'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

Marine Band

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.