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"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Watching Sea Life.

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Whale Pattern Balding

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."

Ship of fools.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

'Well, I don't care how you did it at home, Walters, this is not how we handle this sorta thing at seaworld...'

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

"I'm thinking about going to the beach later."

"Hey, you dropped this."

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."

Though there was always a smile, Trixie the dolphin had a hard time expressing true emotions.

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"