Marine Muse T-Shirts

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Dog Statue

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

Ship of fools.

"We must be near water - I can smell rotting fish."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'