Marine Muse Gifts

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

The Sensitive Dude.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Dog Statue

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

Ship of fools.

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"We must be near water - I can smell rotting fish."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."