Marine Muser Gifts

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Shoot For The Moon

Changing Room Decisions

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"But am I happy? Very."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"Can't you ever relax?"

society of cartoonists...

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"I'm betting you don't buy that eye of a needle crap..."

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

"There wearing masks during the COVID pandemic doesn't bother me really: I mostly recognise people by smell anyway..."

'What would Nostradamus do?'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

Woman in bed unable to sleep.