Marsh Muser Gifts

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Shoot For The Moon

Changing Room Decisions

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"But am I happy? Very."

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

society of cartoonists...

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'