Mirror Muser Gifts

"And then you threw me under the bus."

Changing Room Decisions

Raymond froze. As he stared into the mirror, he bean to realize the truth about himself. The truth he had been denying for far too long... It had finally happened. He was completely washed up.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Of course, that's just one mirror's opinion.'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Shoot For The Moon

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"Buy them - and never look back."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

Modern day mirror.

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

"A minute on the lips"

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

AS Joe saw his reflection in the mirror - he realized that maybe the zookeeper hadn't called him a buffoon after all.

This apartment is bigger than mine!

"There wearing masks during the COVID pandemic doesn't bother me really: I mostly recognise people by smell anyway..."

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

Mirror Mirror on the Wall...what happened to you?

'What would Nostradamus do?'