Miracle Muser Gifts

Racing Jesus

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Shoot For The Moon

Changing Room Decisions

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

Delta and Omicron Race

"But am I happy? Very."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"Can't you ever relax?"

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Covid 19 Variant

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

society of cartoonists...

Jesus the comedian.

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'What would Nostradamus do?'