Macabre Muser Gifts

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Changing Room Decisions

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"But am I happy? Very."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"Can't you ever relax?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Covid 19 Variant

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

"Cemetery Pie"

society of cartoonists...

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.