Macabre Muse Gifts

"It's not necrophilia if you're both dead."

"According to your organ donor card, you gave your soul to me."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Charles Addams.

Rogue elephant

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

Decaying corpse

Edgar Allan Poe

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"Mom!!"

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

Brancusi.

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"You must be the artist."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

'Is it going to be good for you?'