Macabre Art Gifts

Tony's Discount Funneral Parlor (funeral parlor)

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Charles Addams.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Decaying corpse

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

Edgar Allan Poe

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Poetry reading nightly

'People soup again?'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"You must be the artist."

Preserved head and mobile phone.

"Mom!!"

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

Death Guard

'You can come back as a zombie OR a ghost, Randy, but not both.'

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

"What can I say? Tough split."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"