Macabre Art Pillows

Tony's Discount Funneral Parlor (funeral parlor)

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Charles Addams.

Decaying corpse

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Edgar Allan Poe

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Poetry reading nightly

'People soup again?'

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

Preserved head and mobile phone.

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"Mom!!"

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"You must be the artist."

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

Death Guard

'You can come back as a zombie OR a ghost, Randy, but not both.'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"