Collecting Macabre Art Pillows

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

HELLth Food Sprouts

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Decaying corpse

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

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Robot Attack in Bath

"Well, they look friendly enough."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Potatoes.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Stampede!!'

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

Vampire Family Photos...

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

"Mom!!"

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

The Horse Rider.

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

''Am I Going Crazy' to win in the 4.30.'

Creepy Delivery.

Valet Barking

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."