Collecting Macabre Art Pillows

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

HELLth Food Sprouts

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Decaying corpse

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

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Robot Attack in Bath

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Potatoes.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Stampede!!'

The Wackoman (Heat it).

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

The Space Potatoes talk about....Madonna.

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Vampire Family Photos...

"Mom!!"

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

Fruit Cake Production Line.

The Horse Rider.

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

''Am I Going Crazy' to win in the 4.30.'

Death Guard

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

Creepy Delivery.