Macabre Collector Pillows

"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"

"Look, I promised you a place in the country, and as far as I’m concerned, I’ve held up my end of the bargain."

"Budget cuts. We replaced the scythes with sporks. Now let's get goin'."

Large box of baking soda in the morgue.

'How cute, a death in the family.'

Death puts his feet up.

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

Donald is very supportive about my new hobby

Death reads about the covid pandemic

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Toadstools

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Piranhaclaus

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

Mixed Doubles.

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Best before 65 million BC.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."