Macabre Merch Collector Pillows

"What will it take to put one of you two into a brand-new Eterna-5000 today?"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

It's A Breeze

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Psychiatric convention"

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

I heart bypass t-shirt.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

Frock Coat

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Misery Memoirs Bumper Pack.

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

Atomic Bear: Part 10

"Come on - let me guess again."

The Experimental Procedure

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

'He said there's a 40-minute wait for non-smoking.'

The Haunted Dog House

Ok, everyone pee in the cup. If other tests were standardized.

"I like flying south for the winter with George. It's always interesting."

For the new gardener.

"If you like what I had to say, be sure to go online and buy some of my merch."

'Your you is unzipped.'