Movie Merch Collector Pillows

Nah, I didn't see that movie. I bought the merchandise, though.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Tom Hanks

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Master's Degrees of the Universe

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"1971... 2015..."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Robert Mitchum

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

Gene Tierney caricature

'Mr. Kong?'

John Wayne

W.C.Fields

'Johnny Depp'

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

Marlon Brando

Charlie Chaplin

Clark Gable.

InAction Figure, Couch Potato Man

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'Out of action man.'

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

Johnny Depp

Man Smoking

"If you like what I had to say, be sure to go online and buy some of my merch."

Ernest Borgnine

"See, I put together this mock-up...in here with the hamburger and fries is...the action figure!"

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."