Movie Memorabilia Collector Pillows

Robert Mitchum

"Trade ya."

Edward Scissorhands.

Johnny Depp

John Wayne

Tom Hanks

"I bought an old screen from a movie theater for our entertainment room. Getting it in the door and down the stairs may be a challenge."

Gene Tierney caricature

Benedict Cumberbatch

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Mr. Kong?'

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

John Wayne

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

Marlon Brando

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

Charlie Chaplin

Replica Football Merchandise

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Clark Gable.

W.C.Fields

Man Smoking

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Ernest Borgnine

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Woody Harrelson

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."