Memorabilia Maniac Pillows

'Have you been buying useless football memorabilia off the internet again?'

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Highlights from the Million Moderate March

Replica Football Merchandise

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

Music Collector.

Mick Jagger caricature.

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

'...and, this morning - you've got the blues.'

Sarah Palin 'Going Rogue'.

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

World Series 2004 - Hall of Fame.

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

Forged signed memorabilia.

"Lot 212. A pair of Lord Archer's pants..."

'Type that up, make ten thousand copies, and send them to all the important people in the world.'

"What will it take to put one of you two into a brand-new Eterna-5000 today?"

Religious Fanatic - Good prices paid for books..statues..videos...

"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

STRIP *The Fan * Cantona's jockstrap bought at auction

Discography of OJ Simpson's Memorabilia.

'He filed for bankrupcy when he got behind on the repayments for his Man U. shirt.'

'Dinosaur museum,soccer pundit exhibit.

Man to rock star: 'Could you sign this CD please? It's not for me, it's to sell on eBay.'

"He loved New York."