Memorabilia Maniac Pillows

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

Replica Football Merchandise

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

Music Collector.

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

'...and, this morning - you've got the blues.'

Sarah Palin 'Going Rogue'.

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

Forged signed memorabilia.

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

"Lot 212. A pair of Lord Archer's pants..."

'Type that up, make ten thousand copies, and send them to all the important people in the world.'

Religious Fanatic - Good prices paid for books..statues..videos...

"What will it take to put one of you two into a brand-new Eterna-5000 today?"

"He loved New York."

"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

'Dinosaur museum,soccer pundit exhibit.

STRIP *The Fan * Cantona's jockstrap bought at auction

Discography of OJ Simpson's Memorabilia.

'And next up on the auction block is a rare bug that was smashed by Jumi Hendrix.'