Memorabilia Maven Pillows

"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

Forged signed memorabilia.

Billy. The Kid.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Downton Abbey Road"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

The sunglasses.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Carbon Dating

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

The hall of bad ideas.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Fossil bands

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Fab Four

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

Lionel Messi

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Moon Souvenirs

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.