Memorabilia Maven Gifts

"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

Forged signed memorabilia.

Billy. The Kid.

"Downton Abbey Road"

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

The sunglasses.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Carbon Dating

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

The hall of bad ideas.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Moon Souvenirs

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy