Macabre Curator Pillows

"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

HELLth Food Sprouts

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Decaying corpse

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

E-commerce for shoplifters.

"Mom!!"

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

Private View.

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Death Guard

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

'I'm not sure if I'm qualified to be sniffy about this one.'

"Budget cuts. We replaced the scythes with sporks. Now let's get goin'."