Macabre Curator Pillows

"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

HELLth Food Sprouts

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Decaying corpse

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

E-commerce for shoplifters.

"Mom!!"

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

Private View.

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

Death Guard

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

'It better be good - we only eat once a month.'

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

"Budget cuts. We replaced the scythes with sporks. Now let's get goin'."