Mystical Collector Pillows

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Mixed Doubles.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Newt sale

Rocking Horse

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ice shelfie.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Diolch

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Catasaurus

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Inflating Boobs.