Celestial Collector Pillows

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

Moon Souvenirs

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

The Bible, signed copy.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

Bag for Life Collection Point.

Liquor Store: Lean to Open.

Sometimes astronomers look down...

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

Crystal balls: 'We have three new models to choose from: Scam, Swindle and Extort.'

Astrology Stars.

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

'I'm sick of you telling me what to do!'

Christmas 2020

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?"

God Catching Planets

'World peace? No -- but we've brought you some very advanced dishwashing detergents!'

'Uh, You know that honor system you worked out with Adam and Eve?...'

Scorpio/scorpion

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

"I should stop buying shoes."

Fred brings home one too many cute refrigerator magnets.

Angels smoke outside the Pearly Gates

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'