Celestial Collector Gifts

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Moon Souvenirs

The Bible, signed copy.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Bag for Life Collection Point.

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

Sometimes astronomers look down...

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

Liquor Store: Lean to Open.

Crystal balls: 'We have three new models to choose from: Scam, Swindle and Extort.'

Astrology Stars.

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

Christmas 2020

'I'm sick of you telling me what to do!'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?"

God Catching Planets

'World peace? No -- but we've brought you some very advanced dishwashing detergents!'

'Uh, You know that honor system you worked out with Adam and Eve?...'

Scorpio/scorpion

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

"I should stop buying shoes."

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

Fred brings home one too many cute refrigerator magnets.

Angels smoke outside the Pearly Gates

Having shopped until she dropped, Kathy finally finds the PERFECT card.