Star Collector Gifts

Astrology Stars.

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Santa's wash day.

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Hip hop Santa.

Moon Souvenirs

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Orthopaedist

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

The public was right

'He's been shot!'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Big advantage!!'

Fishing for Peace.

Ship in a Bottle

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"You must be doing something wrong ... none of your work has any gold stars on it."

Bag for Life Collection Point.

Revolutionary fists - 5 Euro,

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

Sometimes astronomers look down...

Little Things

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"