Star Sign Collector Gifts

Aquarius/man pouring water

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Wok. Don't Wok.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Please Drove Carefully.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Beware of the frog"

Sometimes Y Turn

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Time for bed, guys."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Caution signs.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Beware of God"

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Deer Cross Dressing.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Ill next Thursday

Distance to horizon varies.

'So who's smoking?'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

No New Grammer Schools

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'