Sign Collecting Gifts

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

'Nobody reads anymore.'

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

Banana peel warning sign with slipped and wrecked cars.

'You want a sign that reads 'the end of the world tomorrow'...when do you want to have it?'

Signs for all occasions: Always Plan Ahead.

Sign warning of animals crossing near Noah's Ark.

'I don't live here, I just get a kick out of hanging around this sign'.

'So who's smoking?'

Keep Out, Falling Rock Zone, Blasting Area, Rattle Snake Terrain, Nerve Gas Testing, Killer Bee Farm, Quick Sand, Land Mines, Just Kidding.

'Thank you for believing in me.'

Honk if you love Jesus. Jesus Cruz's Bar & Grill 12mi. ahead.

Drowning man in liquid quick sand puts up warning notice.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Street sign: 'Whatever you're doing, KNOCK IT OFF from here to corner.'

Squirrel placing a sign that reads, 'May contain nuts'.

Man drives by too many road alerts.

Beware of the Doug!

We are not open today because we are closed.

Closing Laugh: Snooker Club - Gone for a short rest - Please form a cue.

Traffic warden draws couple's attention to sign outside their garden stating no nucleur missiles.

Slow - Adults

Signs.

Nothing to be taken from this window until 10 a.m.

'Like the new sign? Comes with a 10 year warranty!'

Beware of the ...oh... ...never mind.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

Obvious Health and Safety Signpost.

Clifton was the only doomsayer on the street department payroll.

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Please help. Kino's doesn't print these signs for nothing. ?

"It's a no-go area."

"Beware of God"