Gold Star Collector Gifts

"You must be doing something wrong ... none of your work has any gold stars on it."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Gold Crisis

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

Pick Me Ups.