"This one's for not asking, and this one's for not telling."
Medal Collectors Gifts
Looking for a gift for your medal collector friend or loved one? Delight them with witty and charming products that honor their passion. From quirky mugs to stylish prints, find something that celebrates their love for medals and showcases their collection in a fun, personal way.
The Winner's Podium for the Men's High Dive
"No flag pin!"
'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'
'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'
'This one is for not complaining about being stretched too think handling domestic and foreign crises.'
'...And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you medalling kids!'
"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."
"I had a bad review, so I'm only a 3-1/2 star general."
"Honestly I'm not sure what most of them are for."
'Teenagers!'
Brian was very proud of his dog.
Military Medals
'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'
'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'
"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."
"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"
Bribes for Jabs
"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."
"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."
'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'
'I was in the catering corps.'
"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."
Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!
Jungle Games
Happy Champion
And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.
'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'
"Are you sure he tested negative?"
"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."
Weapons of War Through the Ages.
The Generals medals
The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.
'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'
'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'
Medal Collectors Gifts Collection
Medal Collectors Mugs
Explore our collection of medal-themed mugs—perfect for collectors who love to sip in style and share their passion.
Medal Collectors Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to complement their hobby—medal-inspired designs to add charm and personality to their space.
Medal Collectors Prints
Discover striking medal-themed prints—ideal for decorating their collection room or making their hobby a focal point.
Medal Collectors T-Shirts
Browse our medal collector t-shirts—fun, stylish, and crafted for those proud of their hobby.