Battle Medal Collector Gifts

"...and this is for the Surbiton Waterloo campaign of '63..."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

French Army knife

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Generals medals

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Champions biting their medals

Bradley Wiggins

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'After A Knights Hard Day'