Gold Medal Collector Gifts

Daley Thompson

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

The Generals medals

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Champions biting their medals