Gold Medal Collector Gifts

Daley Thompson

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Cat Show

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

The Generals medals

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Champions biting their medals

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'