Gold Medal Admirer Gifts

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

Raheem Sterling

Wilfried Zaha

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Football Sculpture.

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

Rugby Mad.

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

Sergio Aguero

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Daley Thompson

Olympic Bubble

Army general with a support for his medals.

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

It had to be you!

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"Why, yes it is for gallantry - I didn't use any sick days for an entire year."

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Tom and Nancy Seaver

Army general taking an eye test using military medals.

Most of them are for bravery, but the one I'm most proud of is for not peeing on the carpet.

David Beckham

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Marcus Rashford