Gold Admirer Gifts

'After 50 years at Bob's Gold Watches, we'd like to present you with... well this isn't going to seem too special...'

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Snow is falling...

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Gold Crisis

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

Pick Me Ups.

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Cash by any other name.

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'I like a man in a suit.'

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Dance To The Music Of Time

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

I Love Winter!

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."