Gold Aficionados Gifts

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Free Range Golfers

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

Gold Crisis

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

"Trepanning for gold"

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

Pick Me Ups.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

Buy Gold

'Why does this have an expiration date?'

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

Guy with gold mining equipment holds sign saying 'them thar hills'.