Gold Rush Aficionado Gifts

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"I found her in town. She's a real gold digger."

The Wild Goose Chase of the 1849 Gold Craze

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Invisible clothes

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

Diego Velasquez

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"Trepanning for gold"

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Enough EBAY already!'

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'It sold for how much!'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

Life begins at 60

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."