Gold Rush Fan Gifts

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

A Golden Non-Retriever

'The King of what?'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

King and Jester

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"One blackbird pizza?"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

"Trepanning for gold"

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

Cleopatra

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"