Gold-digger Tale Fan Gifts

'I don't only love you because your father left you a million pounds. I'd still love you whoever left it to you. . .'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Thomas Hardy

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"Trepanning for gold"

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Put it in petty cash.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

How to find gold.

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Count and Figaro

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

Medieval Tabloid. The royal spokesman said everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Gilt by association!

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

'Do you always have to be so quick?'