Gold Digger Humor Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for someone with a sharp tongue and a love for humor? Our collection of gold digger humor gifts features funny, tongue-in-cheek designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate a sassy, playful spirit. Perfect for those who enjoy a good laugh and aren't afraid to show it, these unique items bring humor and personality to everyday essentials and home decor. Find the right gift to tickle their funny bone and light up their day—a humorous nod to their adventurous side!

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'I married him for his money and believe me I earned EVERY penny!'

'I married him for his money and believe me I earned EVERY penny!' mockup

'I married him for his money and believe me I earned EVERY penny!'

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"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?" mockup

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

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Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea. mockup

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

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Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home. mockup

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

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'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.' mockup

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

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'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.' mockup

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

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"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!" mockup

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

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"I'm here to gets the gold"

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"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar." mockup

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

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"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

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"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire." mockup

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

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"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!" mockup

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

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"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away." mockup

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

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'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.' mockup

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

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'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.' mockup

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

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Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds." mockup

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

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How to find gold.

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Avocado Prices

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"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!" mockup

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

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"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold." mockup

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

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'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.' mockup

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

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'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.' mockup

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

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Keep digging till you hit the bottom line...

Keep digging till you hit the bottom line... mockup

Keep digging till you hit the bottom line...

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"Do you mind?!"

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'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.' mockup

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

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Taxman takes money from Man doing up a house

Taxman takes money from Man doing up a house mockup

Taxman takes money from Man doing up a house

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'Oh yes, it was definitely love at first sight. From the moment I set eyes on his credit rating.'

'Oh yes, it was definitely love at first sight. From the moment I set eyes on his credit rating.' mockup

'Oh yes, it was definitely love at first sight. From the moment I set eyes on his credit rating.'

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'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.' mockup

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

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'Unfortunately this lab is funded only by as much gold as we can make from lead.'

'Unfortunately this lab is funded only by as much gold as we can make from lead.' mockup

'Unfortunately this lab is funded only by as much gold as we can make from lead.'

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"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace." mockup

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

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"George, there's a man here who wants to lease our backyard."

"George, there's a man here who wants to lease our backyard." mockup

"George, there's a man here who wants to lease our backyard."

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Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

Some old men are filthy with money or without money. mockup

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

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"What's the best machine to use to meet hot chicks?"

"What's the best machine to use to meet hot chicks?" mockup

"What's the best machine to use to meet hot chicks?"

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'And thanks for being such a rock.' mockup

'And thanks for being such a rock.'

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Gold Digger Humor Gifts Collection

Gold Digger Humor Mugs

Explore our collection of gold digger humor mugs and find the perfect punchline to start your day with a smile.

Gold Digger Humor Pillows

Check out our collection of playful gold digger humor pillows to add personality and fun to your living room or bedroom.

Gold Digger Humor Prints

Discover gold digger humor prints that bring humor and character to your home decor with witty illustrations and sayings.

Gold Digger Humor T-Shirts

Browse our gold digger humor t-shirts for playful designs and witty statements that make your outfit stand out.