Gold Digger (literally!) Gifts

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Go! Means NOW!

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'I think I've scored.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

Put it in petty cash.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

How to find gold.

"...These are chicken nuggets."

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

'Think like a panther.'