Gold-digger Tale Fan Prints

'I don't only love you because your father left you a million pounds. I'd still love you whoever left it to you. . .'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Thomas Hardy

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"Trepanning for gold"

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

How to find gold.

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

Count and Figaro

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

"This is a good time to be a fish."

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'