Gold Digger's Humor Prints

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Put it in petty cash.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

How to find gold.

Oil Workers

Medieval Tabloid. The royal spokesman said everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Gilt by association!

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

Prospector with geology diploma

'Oh yes, it was definitely love at first sight. From the moment I set eyes on his credit rating.'

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

'Unfortunately this lab is funded only by as much gold as we can make from lead.'

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

"George, there's a man here who wants to lease our backyard."

"He's my service animal."

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

"What's the best machine to use to meet hot chicks?"

'And thanks for being such a rock.'

"Burger King bought a Canadian donut chain and relocated its headquarters to Canada to skip U.S. taxes."

'I don't only love you because your father left you a million pounds. I'd still love you whoever left it to you. . .'