Gold-digger Laughs Prints

'She's flat broke hoping to become flat rich!'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

'I am smiling.'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

How to find gold.

"...These are chicken nuggets."

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

Businessman with the goose that laid golden eggs

'HA-HAR! GOLD, GOLD! AND IT'S MINE, ALL MINE!'

'I didn't ask you to help me when it was $90 an ounce, and I didn't ask you to help me when it was $110 an ounce. But when it's $400 an ounce...'

"Fossil, shmossil - we want gold."

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

'I want you to endow me with the 'King Midas touch' for 24 hours.'

'What do you see in gold futures.'

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."