Gold Rush Fan Prints

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

TV jester.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

A Golden Non-Retriever

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

Jimi Hendrix.

'The King of what?'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"One blackbird pizza?"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

"Trepanning for gold"

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"

Cleopatra

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Mick Jagger at 95.

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'