Horseback Riding Fan Prints

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Don Quixote releases the Galley Slaves.

Man having his equestrian portrait taken by a photographer

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Gentlemen Riders

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

First past the post.

Formula One car origami

Horse racing puns

Altar Ego

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Raging Bull on Ice

Pig Trotter

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

The Horse Races

"You remember Champ. . ."

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Panto Horse at the Races

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'

"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

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