Equine Fan Prints

"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

'He's showing off his muscles again! Why do the mares find the eventing guys so fascinating?!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

No littering...

Rocking Horse

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Wolf Karaoke

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

ONE HORSE TOWN

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Gentlemen Riders

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Horse racing puns

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Snail Coach

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'