Animal Fan Prints

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

"I don't have any qualifications, but I do have bags of energy and ethusiasm"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"I've got goose pimples"

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

What if anteaters liked stamp collecting...

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Pop goes the weasel.

"No thanks, I'm watching my blood pressure."

"No I'm not a sniffer dog, I've just got a cold."

"O.K., O.K., ... I'm a prawn who made it big. Shrimp just sounds better."

Pete was what you would call 'easily distracted....

"As a Health and Safety Officer, my duty is to report this office as being a safety hazard!"

'It's thinking.'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Boarway Show

"You've been sold a right lemon here, mate."

A bull bbq. Our host bull has on his 'joke' apron.

"Would you please turn that off and hibernate."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I want to keep it, but my wife hates the way it scratches her face."

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

"Midnight we go over the wall. Pass it on."

"I thought you said it was a turn-key house!"

The incredible Journey to the Centre of the Earth

Wolf Karaoke

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

"Great. But this coconut bra is killin' me."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."