Animal Fan Prints

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

"I don't have any qualifications, but I do have bags of energy and ethusiasm"

"I've got goose pimples"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

What if anteaters liked stamp collecting...

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Pop goes the weasel.

"No thanks, I'm watching my blood pressure."

"No I'm not a sniffer dog, I've just got a cold."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'It's thinking.'

'This is a real barnburner.'

Boarway Show

"O.K., O.K., ... I'm a prawn who made it big. Shrimp just sounds better."

"Would you please turn that off and hibernate."

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

A bull bbq. Our host bull has on his 'joke' apron.

"As a Health and Safety Officer, my duty is to report this office as being a safety hazard!"

Pete was what you would call 'easily distracted....

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.

Dog playing tennis with mouse instead of tennis ball.

"You've been sold a right lemon here, mate."

"Midnight we go over the wall. Pass it on."

'Would the other ants suspect, Toby worried, that alone he'd eaten an entire cow?'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'Whatever you do-no rhinoceros jokes!"

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

No caption. (A turtle is driving with his shell tied to the top of the car).