Domesticated Animals Fan Prints

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Wolf Karaoke

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

No littering...

"The unlucky lemming"

Cat and mouse

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"She's a miniature."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Mating rituals

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'